All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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