I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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