i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So vagazzling was a success
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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