so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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