32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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