Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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