Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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