the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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