Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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