meet me or not, i'm out of control
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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