uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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