before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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