I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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