no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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