i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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