Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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