if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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