Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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