guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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