Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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