That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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