Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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