3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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