i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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