Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Are my feet made of real feet?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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