i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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