Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I love having hate sex.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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