im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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