and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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