apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just had sex bonerless
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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