No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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