But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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