It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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