She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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