I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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