And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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