now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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