And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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