I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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