I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
the liver wants what the liver wants
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
All I want is dick and wine.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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