you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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