HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
vagina is talking i cant
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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