I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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