my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
im on a boat
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