PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
