Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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