FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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