Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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