Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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