i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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