Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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