erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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