WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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