This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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