So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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