have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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