so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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