He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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