plz talk dirty to me
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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