We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I touched a dick in church today
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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